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Confirmed: HR Minion sightings in Vegas this October

Breaking News: We have just confirmed rumors of future HR Minion sightings in the vicinity of Las Vegas. We are told that this October, HR Minion can be found lurking in the halls and ballrooms of The Venetian Resort and Hotel.

Supposedly there to attend the 11th Annual Talent Management Summit she won’t be hard to miss. She is small, green, has large eyes and a penchant for dancing and eating waffles. Other notable characteristics are taking way too many pictures and typing furiously on her laptop in order to update her blog.

If you are in the area and find yourself in proximity to HR Minion, remain calm and don’t be afraid. Offer her some chocolate and feel free to strike up a conversation.

More news on this story as the details are worked out.

4 Responses | Add your Own

  • 1 Mark Stelzner :

    I may just have to come to see this diminutive blogger in person. Basically, I’m always looking for a reason to come to Vegas. I received this letter recently:

    “Dear Mr. Stelzner,
    We noticed that you accidentally won money on our games of chance. Please return to the hotel/casino as soon as feasibly possible so that we might procure 200 yards of multi-colored carpeting with your pending losses.
    With warm regards,
    The Bellagio”

  • 2 HR Minion :

    Please, Please, tell me that is actually what the letter said! If so, The Bellagio is now officially my favorite casino on the strip. There are so many ways in which that is awesome, both in terms of marketing and customer service.

    And yes come! Much fun and drinking and conversing to be had! Here, let me just twist your arm a bit(and everybody else’s).

  • 3 mark stelzner :

    Unfortunate, no, it’s not a real letter. But I do have a casino host at the Bellagio who does joke with me about buying more chandeliers, high-backed chairs and card shufflers with my money.

    Oh man…now I really might need to attend. I think the first step is to admit I have a problem. 🙂

  • 4 HR Minion :

    And then the next step is go to Vegas and confront your demons. Or go to Vegas and indulge them so that you can hang out with me. 🙂 I’m such an enabler.