This day in HR Minion history: HR is not a cult
We are back again with another oldie but goodie post from the archives. Let me transport you all the way back to May of 2010.
Look, I get it. HR can seem quite mysterious. We have closed door meetings, acronyms, keep to ourselves, and the motivation behind a lot of what we do isn’t readily apparent. It’s the nature of the work. We can’t talk about what we do or we would violate confidentiality and when employees only see us during the bad times, why would they think anything we did was positive? Not to mention that many people assume our work is just common sense, so why do they even need us in the first place? There must be some kind of conspiracy going on, right? But let me just make one thing clear: HR is NOT a cult.
An artists rendering of a secret HR meeting
We don’t have special rings or embroidered robes. No secret club houses or pawns in the government helping us control the world from the shadows. Hell, we don’t even have a secret handshake. Now, I know I go on and on (and on) about being a minion and alluding to the eternal battle between good and evil. But in all seriousness, HR is not some secret club that only takes care of it’s members. You don’t need to know any special code words or secret information for us to help you. And we most certainly aren’t spending our days plotting against you or cheerfully adding names to our blacklists. We aren’t out to get you.
Ok, most of us don't
But I do understand why people don’t trust HR. It comes from their feelings of helplessness, frustration, confusion, and fear. And it’s not just the layoffs or disciplinary meetings. People are out of work and are afraid they can’t get anything else. To them, HR seems like a wall; the wall between them and their livelihood. Is it any wonder then that people think they need to somehow break this “HR Code” in order to get anywhere with us? That they are only one secret handshake away from learning the inner workings of how we “really” operate? It’s a skewed perception of HR (to put it mildly) but for them it becomes their reality.
Dude, if only things were so simple. If all people needed was a secret password I would not still be unemployed. I mean, I can’t be more in with this HR crowd, I have letters after my name and everything. If HR was a cult you know I’d be at those meetings chanting mindlessly with the best of them. So what is to be done? For one, HR needs to be better about not only being more accessible to employees and candidates, they need to be better at communicating as clearly and completely as they can. And as for you, conspiracy fan, let go of this self-destructive thinking. realize that you need to stop chasing shadows, and focus more on what you need to do and less on who is trying to keep you down.
Originally posted on this site on May 3, 2010.
