Willing to meet expectations

In CategoryBlog Talk Radio, Expectations, Flair, HR, HR Happy Hour, Honesty, Management, Office Space, Performance Reviews, Status Quo, Twitter
ByShauna

Last week I tweeted out this little gem:

Saw “willing to meet expectations” on a resume. Aim higher people, seriously.

Ah, I do love reading resumes, you’ll never know what nuggets of HR humor you will stumble upon and have to share with the rest of the world. Hell, Not Hired is a whole site dedicated to that sort of stuff. The more I thought about that line though, the more I came to realize how true of a statement it could be. When it comes to down to it, how many of your employees seem to fall into the category of “willing to meet expectations”? They show up, but that’s about all that you can say about them. They do their job, for the most part. Doing the bare minimum is about all that you can expect of them. They have no real direction or career aspirations, or if they do, it’s certainly not in this job or at this company. Come performance review time, they are harder to evaluate than the worst performers. What do you say to someone who does their basic job but that’s all?

Now, clearly these are not your A performers. They aren’t even B performers. Your B performers actual put in effort and hard work. They are apathetic, disengaged, and that’s not likely to change anytime soon. But now that they are in your company what are you supposed to do with them? Be honest. Let them know that you expect more from them, why, and hold them to that. Don’t back down, don’t be vague, and most certainly don’t let them get away with the status quo. When you have an employee who breaks the rules or just doesn’t do their job, it’s easy to find the motivation to give them a proverbial kick in the pants. So why is it so hard for managers to do the same for these employees? The worse that will happen is that the employees will turn into bad performers and get fired or they will decide that the job is suddenly too much of a hassle and leave on their own. Harsh? Maybe. But did you want them in your company anyway? Were they contributing anything of value? The worse thing you can do with an employee who is “willing to meet expectations” is to enable their mediocrity. If nothing else, that’s one less painful performance review you’ll have to do.

Don't be like this manager and maybe they won't flip you off on their way out the door.

Speaking of performance reviews, in my personal experience they always seem to make my head ache, well, it’s more of a stabbing pain behind my right eyeball. Sound familiar? Then you are going to love this week’s HR Happy Hour where we talk to Professor Samuel Culbert, author of ‘Get Rid of the Performance Review!’. It’s going to be a crazy show, so be sure to join us, this Thursday, 8 pm EST.

HR Happy Hour #58

In CategoryBlog Talk Radio, Dice, HR, HR Happy Hour, Job Boards
ByShauna

Another HR Happy Hour is in the can and let me tell you, after 58 shows the craziness still hasn’t gone away. This week we were talking to Tom Silver, SVP of Dice.com, the leading job board for IT and other technical positions. Topics ranged from “Are Job Boards Dead?” to “Is it considered cheating if Lance looks up trivia on Wikipedia?”. Intense stuff right? Well no worries, it was a fun show with a lively discussion, check out the #HRHappyHour twitter back channel for the whole story, and be sure to take a listen to the show below!

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Tales from unemployment

In CategoryFinding a Job, Foursquare, Funny, HR, Me, Unemployment
ByShauna

I found myself over the weekend, in between unpacking and attempting to get the overshare badge on Foursquare (Me? Overshare? Never!), reflecting on my stint being unemployed. As this had been the longest I had ever been unemployed, and hopefully it will never be that long again, a lot of craziness went down and I thought I might share some of that with you. Here are some of the silly, funny, and crazy things that happened. They say it’s important to find humor in things, which fortunately has never been a problem for me. So, for your amusement, here are some of my Tales from Unemployment!

- After the HR manager waxed poetic during our in person interview about how much the candidate experience meant to their company, they proceeded to string me along for another month before I got a canned rejection from their applicant tracking system. Can you say ironic?
- At an interview I was so surprised to be asked what the Fair Labor Standards Act was that for a few seconds I actually forgot what it was. This question was swiftly followed by what is the current minimum wage. Cause, you know, my PHR certification and Master’s degree was not good enough for them, they had to test me themselves.
- After receiving an offer for a contract position I asked a few questions before I would accept the role. The recruiter stated he would check with his boss and get back to me. I never heard from them again.
- There was the recruiter who never seemed to get my messages, voice mail and email, about setting up a phone screen. But she got them for everything else. We never did end up talking. Entirely my fault I’m sure.
- There was the staffing agency that spent 20 minutes telling me how wrong I was for a position only to end the call by letting me know they would be sending my resume in for the role right away.

Have some crazy stories yourself that you want to share? Hit me up in the comments so we can all have a good chuckle together!

HR Happy Hour #56 & #57

In CategoryBlog Talk Radio, HR, HR Florida, HR Happy Hour, Performance Review, Sonar6
ByShauna

That’s right, two more HR Happy Hours are in the can and if you aren’t regularly checking out the show, live or archived, then dude, you are missing out on all the fun!! And useful information and great discussions too. Yeah, I should probably talk that stuff up more than the fun. Anyway, in case you missed them, check out the shows below!

Episode 56
For this episode we previewed all the fun to be had at the HR Florida State Conference & Expo, coming up on August 30th -September 1st in Orlando. Still on the fence about going? Can’t go but curious to hear what they have in store? Want to be tempted to make an 8 hour drive down just to hang with the cool kids? Well, that last one is probably just me but if the rest applies to you then take a listen below!

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Episode 57
Do performance reviews make you want to gouge out your eyes with a spoon? Why with a spoon you ask? Cause it would hurt more, and yet, still hurt less than the reviews. Well, then you might be interested in to know that Sonar6 has got your back! Intrigued? You should be. Check out the show below to learn how this New Zealand based software company is dedicated to making performance reviews not only useful but engaging and fun as well!

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As always, check out the #HRHappyHour twitter back channel for the full experience and be sure to join us next time!!

A humorous Carnival of HR

In CategoryAll about the funny, Carnival, HR, HR Bloggers
ByShauna

It’s Carnival of HR time again and you better be ready for a good laugh. Because this time around, the Carnival is all about the funny. Drew Tarvin, corporate humorist (Dude, how do I get that job?), was our gracious host over at his blog Humor That Works and he has pulled together an awesome collection of posts that will engage your brain, if not tickle your funny bone, so be sure to go here to check it out right now!

Rolling right along, The August 18th Carnival of HR will be hosted by one of my favorite people to giggle with, Paul Smith over at his blog, Welcome to the Occupation. Now, Paul has made some special requests of me for this Carnival and I was more than happy to indulge him. So look forward to more information, start preparing by thinking about your favorite music, and go here to learn about all the fun ways you can stay connected to the Carnival.

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